— Neil Gaiman (via observando)
*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH
Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.
Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.
Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.
*asexual snickering increases in volume*
Exasperated sighs from people who aren’t cissexist and acknowledge that there are same-gender couples who are still at risk of pregnancy.
hopelesschaotic said: Wow that hash tag on the "it's fine" post just murdered me.
I’m dying here. I’m getting ready to move again and start school and soon I’ll have gone a whole year without seeing anyone. :(
— An ancient CMRS proverb. (via cmrs-fall2013)
I actually really like this ad campaign.